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guarneres:

#THE WEIRDER THE BETTER

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[[OMFG THESE ARE ALWAYS AMAZINGLY FUNNY]]

Bonus if you make it from the point of view of a fictional character

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johannathemad:

"MELISSA" AGGRESSIVELY PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE

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amandaonwriting:

Cheat Sheets for Writing Body Language

We are always told to use body language in our writing. Sometimes, it’s easier said than written. I decided to create these cheat sheets to help you show a character’s state of mind. Obviously, a character may exhibit a number of these behaviours. For example, he may be shocked and angry, or shocked and happy. Use these combinations as needed.

by Amanda Patterson

You guys, this is such a great chart especially for budding writers. Sometimes it’s more effective to show a character being bored or excited or shocked without explicitly saying so.

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henshinhatman:

101 Practical Writing Tips From Hollywood Screenwriter Brian Koppelman - Comfort Pit

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blainesbuttocks:

singing the male and female parts of a song because nobody loves you

the inner conflict when the female starts singing before the male finishes his part and you don’t know whether to finish the male part or just sing the female part immediately

#i simply must BUT BABY IT’s i’ve got to COLD OUSTIfather will start toBEAUTIFUL WHAT’s

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I have never related more to anything in my life

…I feel like someone just watches my interactions and bases these off of them.

Wow. This is the story, song, and dance of my life.

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Cowboy Bebop by Tsunenori Saito (斎藤 恒徳)

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a haiku about kingdom hearts:

oh my fucking shit

heal me god fucking dammit

for fuck’s sake donald

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Inspiration | Women In Menswear | Wear It Weird

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